FILM REVIEW: DUNGEONS & DRAGONS – HONOUR AMONG THIEVES (12A) ESP RATING: 4/5
The most fun I’ve had in the cinema for quite a while! Right off the bat, I’ve never played D&D (though I’d love to learn if anyone is...
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Mar 25, 20232 min read
FILM REVIEW: SCREAM VI (18) ESP RATING: 3/5
The original Scream still holds a special place in my heart. To really show my age, I watched my VHS copy so often that the tape...
Gavin Miller
Feb 20, 20232 min read
FILM REVIEW: KNOCK AT THE CABIN (15) ESP RATING: 3/5
Once again director M Night Shyamalan will split the room with this apocalyptic psychological thriller. Lauded as Hollywood’s brightest...
Gavin Miller
Feb 27, 20222 min read
FILM REVIEW: UNCHARTED (12A) ESP RATING: 3/5
Video games-turned-into-movies have had an underwhelming history to say the least, and Uncharted makes a gallant attempt at changing all...
Gavin Miller
Dec 2, 20212 min read
FILM REVIEW: ENCANTO (PG) ESP RATING: 3/5
With the quality of the Disney Animation Studios product now matching – or in certain cases even bettering – that of sister studio Pixar,...
Gavin Miller
Nov 29, 20212 min read
FILM REVIEW: GHOSTBUSTERS – AFTERLIFE (12A) ESP RATING: 3/5
This ‘love letter’ from director Jason Reitman to the Ghostbusters universe – and particularly the late Harold ‘Egon Spengler’ Ramis –...
Gavin Miller
Nov 29, 20211 min read
NETFLIX FILM REVIEW: RED NOTICE (12A) ESP RATING: 2.5/5
Dwayne Johnson and Ryan Reynolds team up to take a big fat ‘paycheck’ from Netflix – and uninspiringly provide a formulaic action heist...
Gavin Miller
Nov 15, 20212 min read
FILM REVIEW: ETERNALS (12A) ESP RATING: 3/5
Early reviews pegged this as the worst-reviewed Marvel Cinematic Universe movie so far (since it started in 2008) – and the first one to...
Gavin Miller
Oct 27, 20212 min read
FILM REVIEW: RON’S GONE WRONG (PG) ESP RATING: 3.5/5
Twentieth Century Fox’s fledgling animation company Locksmith show that others can compete with the ingenuity of Pixar – with this...
Gavin Miller
Sep 30, 20212 min read
FILM REVIEW: MALIGNANT (18) ESP RATING: 3/5
The mastermind behind The Conjuring, Insidious and Saw series has unleashed a potential new horror franchise – which is saved by its...
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